A 90-day, one-on-one mentorship with both founders of FUNPUNCH. We get inside your business, find the real bottleneck, and build & execute the roadmap to your next level — together.
A quick application to see if you’re a fit — answer honestly, it decides who gets invited.
CEO-CAMP is a hands-on, one-on-one mentorship run personally by both FUNPUNCH founders. No generic course, no group calls — just the two of us in the trenches with you.
We go department by department through your entire company — marketing, growth, product, support and finance — and pressure-test every part of it. By the end we know exactly what's holding you back and where the leverage is.
On a dedicated sprint call we map your entire next three months: a clear roadmap of high-leverage key initiatives, each one detailed, sequenced and prioritised so you always know what to work on next.
Every two weeks we get on the phone and work through each initiative that's live — troubleshooting, refining and brute-forcing it to success together until it's done and moving the needle.
Beyond the 90 days, you keep the exact system we run FUNPUNCH on — the templates, playbooks and structure for actually operating an ecom brand day-to-day. So the changes we make together don't just stick, they run on rails long after camp ends.
Plug-and-play processes for every department — marketing, ops, support, finance — so nothing runs on guesswork.
The roles, org chart and hiring order to build a team that runs the business without you in every decision.
The exact numbers we track and the dashboards to see them — so you run the company on data, not vibes.
The weekly and quarterly meeting rhythm that keeps the whole company aligned, accountable and moving.
We're not consultants who've read about ecommerce — we're operators living it. We built FUNPUNCH from absolutely nothing into an 8-figure-a-year brand, learning every lever the hard way.
Today we're deep in the build toward a 9-figure company — scaling the exact systems, teams and playbooks we'll be putting to work inside your business.
CEO-CAMP is us handing you that playbook directly, one-on-one, and rolling up our sleeves alongside you.
We only take on a handful of founders at a time so we can go all-in on each one. If you're doing $1M+ and serious about scaling, apply below.
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